I need to live in a world (where dogs can talk)

[franco3113]

The other morning, I woke up to my dog sitting on my face.

I simply opened my eyes, to see my dog's rectum resting between my eyes. I hope he doesn't have worms, or anything like that. 

But if he had the ability to talk, he at least would've been able to tell me, "Hey, I'm about to sit on your face! So you might want to wake up, or something." Woe is me.

[ydmac]

If dogs (cats) could talk instead of barking (meowing), what a world that would be.  You would know just how much your four-legged baby loves you.  Wouldn't it be nice if your fur baby can actually say "there's someone at the door" instead of barking?  Yes, what a world that would be.  What if he/she could simply say "let's take a walk" instead of all the numerous tricks that they do?  What a world that would be.  Yes, I love my fur babies but I would appreciate less barking and more vocalization.  What a world that would be!